Apparently Doctor Who reaction posts are the cool kid thing to do?

So tonight I watched the new episode with a friend who had never watched DW before, so afterward, we backed up and watched S5E01 to give her a little more backstory for future episodes, and then we watched Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead at my request because I'd never seen either and refuse to watch them without someone else present.

And then I had to walk home in the dark, where I literally jumped at shadows, and I turned the volume on cell phone to loud and STILL was hyper-aware of everything around me all the time (honestly, if I had been this ware of my surroundings when I was back in school, I wouldn't EVER have to worry about being mugged) and I recoiled from a random guy just because he kind of shuffled his steps for a moment and that freaked me out.

And then I had to go up the STAIRS and into my ROOM.

I am going to watch an episode of a NOT SCARY show and eat ice cream and may even go to sleep with the lights on! Hopefully this wears off by tomorrow. I really need to get over my fear of the dark, but Doctor Who episodes do NOT help with that.

( And now for my spoilery thoughts )

Sometimes, I think: I shouldn't post this. Nobody will care. They'll find me boring.

Then I remember: this is my journal, my space, and I can do what I want with it.

So without further ado ... have a Star Trek Mary Sue fic!

Fandom: Star Trek (2009)
Title: Lieutenant Mary Sue Teaches Captain Kirk A Lesson
Rating/Pairing: Gen, G
Summary: Lieutenant Mary Sue comes on aboard the Starship Enterprise to teach Captain Kirk a lesson. Warning: This is a Mary Sue.
Author's Note: Please note two things. One: I know next to nothing about the Star Trek universe aside from what I have gleamed from fanfic. Two: Despite the humorous summary, this is NOT a parody. It is a for-real legitimate Mary Sue, only I have decided to warn EVERYONE of this, and thus NAMED her Mary Sue. If I were a better writer, this would be a subtle character piece instead of a Mary Sue fic, but I am lazy, and also it was more fun this way. What is fanfic for but self-indulgence?

( Her mother named her Mary for the Magdalene and Susan for the suffragette. )